Because that is just life sometimes. This place is rather dull, though.
I know. I thought I’d be coming back to something, but it looks like I’m back for nothing. Phooey. At least you’re still around.
How have you been?
I’m too famous for this shit. Please.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
A tan for that modeling gig you seem to have. If it were up to me, I would’ve gone to Australia. I heard it’s pretty hot over there.
I’ll take your word for it then. If I ever disappear again soon, you know where to find me. In the land of tan. Kidding. My photo shoot has to be me shirtless, so a little tan wouldn’t hurt.
Hi! I’m Grace, I don’t think we’ve met.
Well, hello beauty. It’s incredibly lovely to meet you. I’m Nate.
Well it’s nice to have you back.
It certainly is. I figured you guys might start missing me too much so I came back.
What a relief!
It is! Did you miss me? I bet you did.
Hello Nate. Why exactly were you not showing your face?
If I told you the reason darling, I’m afraid I’d have to kill you. Kidding. I just went out and took a nice luxury vacation in Hawaii. I needed a tan.
Sorry for the deprivation of my appearance and presence, everyone.